Berners do the Bard

Enter stage left, Harry as Romeo

 But soft what light through yonder window breaks?
It is in the east and Juliet is the sun!
Enter balcony Ripley as Juliet

 O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?

 Shall I hear more or shall I speak at this?

 Tis but thy name that is my enemy: Thou art thyself, though not a Montague......
Enter Reba, not happy having dinner interupted by barking

Oi! Pack it in Harry or I'll send your Dad down!

The End